GOBLIN WITH A FAT ASS
A downloadable game
You are a group of ne'rdowells with one goal: to rob the richest person in town blind, (un)fortunately for you, you are each a
GOBLIN
WITH
A
FAT
ASS
(This is a free, very silly game I made as a twitter thing a while back. I though I'd find it an official home here. It's great fun as a madcap one shot.)
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Games for Freaks vol. II better have a expansion for thi
now it's expensive so now i know it's good!
I'm dummy expensive and the clap of my MSRP keeps alerting the guards
truly peak. $79.99 USD is a bargain for the ass included
I accept that this is far too premium to be included in the omega satan sale, yet my heart yearns eternally for it
Please set up community coppies so I can donate some ass
80 dollars? that goblin's ass better be really fat
I wonder how much money Tom made from this now.
4 absolute patriots have now bought this game at 80 dollars, they are the true believers
o7
80 dollars... a small price to pay for Peak
Tariffs are supposed are supposed to be good for the economy though!! I thought that they would make ME money instead of increasing everything's cost! How DARE you raise the price of this necessary purchase lol
$80 is a small price to pay for shortstacks 10/10
10/10: watered my crops, salted my bacon, and transed my gender.
I wanted to play this with my kids, so I made some... minor alterations:
GOBLIN WITH A
FAT ASSBIG MESS(replace every instance of "roll ass" with "roll mess")
HOW MESSY ARE YOU?
0 - shamefully organized
1 - bit of a mess
2 - big mess
3 - total mess
4 - chaos explosion
5 - chaos tornado
6 - entropy incarnate
7 - oh no
based
this is the citizen game of rpgs.
i first downloaded this in 2023, and now that it is 2025 it has aged so well that it is twice as good. rated: 5/5 goblin asses 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
This is the Synnabar of RPGS about fat ass goblins
I hate that as a Tom Bloom fanboy, I have to have this game on my hard drive and now hide it in shame from all my friends and family.
Also typo on page 2.
"you are always successfu."
Finally, a system that lets me leave D&D behind for good. It meets all my needs, no homebrew required.
downloading this game gave me a fat ass, thanks tom bloom
One of the best games written about goblins who also happen to have fat rears.
best role playing game ever.
better than sex AND fent combined.
I'd like to rob this man, but I'm a dummy thicc Goblin and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting his guard
A game I can really get behind
Butt
YESSSSSS!
Hell yes!
This is the best game ever made
is this a sequel to Bug With a Big Ass?
10 outa 10, by far Tom's best project
IT'S HERE; IT'S FINALLY HERE