GOBLIN WITH A FAT ASS
A downloadable game
You are a group of ne'rdowells with one goal: to rob the richest person in town blind, (un)fortunately for you, you are each a
GOBLIN
WITH
A
FAT
ASS
(This is a free, very silly game I made as a twitter thing a while back. I though I'd find it an official home here. It's great fun as a madcap one shot.)
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I wanted to play this with my kids, so I made some... minor alterations:
GOBLIN WITH A
FAT ASSBIG MESS(replace every instance of "roll ass" with "roll mess")
HOW MESSY ARE YOU?
0 - shamefully organized
1 - bit of a mess
2 - big mess
3 - total mess
4 - chaos explosion
5 - chaos tornado
6 - entropy incarnate
7 - oh no
this is the citizen game of rpgs.
i first downloaded this in 2023, and now that it is 2025 it has aged so well that it is twice as good. rated: 5/5 goblin asses 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
This is the Synnabar of RPGS about fat ass goblins
I hate that as a Tom Bloom fanboy, I have to have this game on my hard drive and now hide it in shame from all my friends and family.
Also typo on page 2.
"you are always successfu."
Finally, a system that lets me leave D&D behind for good. It meets all my needs, no homebrew required.
downloading this game gave me a fat ass, thanks tom bloom
One of the best games written about goblins who also happen to have fat rears.
best role playing game ever.
better than sex AND fent combined.
I'd like to rob this man, but I'm a dummy thicc Goblin and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting his guard
A game I can really get behind
Butt
YESSSSSS!
Hell yes!
This is the best game ever made
is this a sequel to Bug With a Big Ass?
10 outa 10, by far Tom's best project
IT'S HERE; IT'S FINALLY HERE